In an epic battle of most-loved things that could only be made better if we added Moms, Apple Pie, Veterans and Jesus, Dogs won 6-2 over America. Getting Dogs right were
- Alexa Anderson
- Leonidas Brown
- Eva, a dog
- Jeff McInnis
- Davis Rushing
- Tyler Wheeler
And those who chose America to win:
- Kevin Lockley
- Shea Thomas
Which means Kevin Lockley misses out on the top spot and our winner is… Leonidas Brown! Good job. I have no idea who you are and I suspect that is a fake name.
Second place goes to Jeff McInnis. With the winnings that come with this ($0), he will double his lifetime gambling winnings.
Kevin still got third place. That’s what you get for betting on America. Aside from leading the world in Coronavirus, we are as much of a has been as Notre Dame football, Indiana basketball and Hugh Ramsey’s love life.
Fourth place goes to Eva, a dog. In case you haven’t figured it out, she is a dog. Of course she picked Dogs to win. Eva is hoping to use her winnings to finally retire and spend her days taking naps, walks and sitting in Jonathan’s lap. This will be a big change from her pre-retirement days.
Fifth place goes to Davis Rushing who advised all of his clients in January to “short everything except Amazon, health care and sanitizer makers”. He now owns the world.
The last big money winner is Nick Aryaud who won despite having Coronavirus in the Final Four. I respect is final picks of Poker of Bacon for sure but that didn’t make him a lot of points. He managed to pick up a lot of points in the middle rounds to get sixth place.
Last place goes to Morgan Wheeler. Morgan gets a refund on the entry fee for getting last. The players right above Morgan are Money Aggie, both of my kids and Josh – this is like a who’s who of my favorite people on the planet. But their taste in things doesn’t jive with everyone else’s (to be fair, my kids took Daisy, our dog, to win it all. And Money Aggie had the 1-seeded Longhorns taking an early exit)
Well, that’s it. I hope you enjoyed it. Everything sucks right now but this was fun. I guess it’s back to Tiger King for me tonight. See you next year.